So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
third nipple confirmed
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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