Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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