theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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