That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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