it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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