I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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