your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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