She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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