i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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