Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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