Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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