I don't think brook has ever known best
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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