I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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