Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Randomize
