I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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