I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Buhtt sex?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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