youre lurking in front of me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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