how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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