I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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