college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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