Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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