Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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