Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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