and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Do plants get herpes?
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