happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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