Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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