I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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