To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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