I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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