my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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