it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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