I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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