no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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