Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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