I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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