Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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