Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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