You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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