If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
BRING THE BAGELS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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