Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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