Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she peed on how many people?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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