But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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