I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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