dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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