Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
