he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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