I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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