Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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