he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
