i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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