Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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