Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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