What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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