North Korea, Best Korea!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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