yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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