Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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