omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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