i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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