My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
